Wednesday, April 16, 2008

How it all began

You know you are procrastinating studying when.....

  1. you change the kitty litter and sanitize the floor all around it even though you are sick
  2. you go out the the grocery store twice
  3. you try on old clothes
  4. you watch strange tv you wouldn't usually watch
  5. you clean the kitchen (that one was just to get you started, mine is still awaiting my next moment of avoidance tonight)
  6. you make a list of all the things you are doing to avoid studying and email it to your procrastinating friend
    (Hanna)

  7. you organize all the notes from the exam you just took just so your space is "clean"
  8. you then organize all the notes you need for the exam you should be studying for
  9. you check iqweb to see if grades are posted
  10. you gchat with as many people as possible to avoid actually studying
  11. you decide that today is a good time to check facebook even though you haven't checked in in over a month
  12. you check iqweb again to see if grades are posted
  13. you make a list of the things you want to do/read over break
  14. you continue the list your friend started as a last stitch effort to avoid studying
    (Keeley)

  15. you look up the phrase "last stitch effort" worried that for years you were saying it wrong (because you thought it was "last ditch effort")
  16. you check and recheck your pathology grade, looking for errors
  17. you unload and load the dishwasher even though you don't need any dishes and you are really really behind on studying
  18. you check your final grades to make you feel smart
  19. you read your sister's haiku's and decide that you need to start a haiku blog
  20. you go online and start a blog entitled "Haiku's Are Fun"
  21. you keep working on that list of things to do to avoid studying
    (Hanna)

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